Murdering non girlfriends is defs allowed for killing that joke dead
As a running joke, we argued about when we wanted to break up ‘officially’ but then she mentioned that she was already calling me her ex, so now you can bet your butt I’m not letting it go.
We’re still buds, but I want her to be able to go out and meet a person who can fill her emotional needs more appropriately.
Also, she’s taking care of my cat, so…
Took this today with my grandma, she is the sweetest grandma in the world. I said let’s take a selfie. She asked “what’s a selfie” but I got this gem of a smile and a picture anyways. I’m glad I can make her smile like like this even though we just lost my grandpa a week ago.
If I am known for one thing now, it’ll be for laying down wherever to look at adorable squirrels that look just like this
so I have this shirt and it has a squirrel on it and the squirrel has a flower
it is very important and needed to be shared
please look at this squirrel
I have a feeling tothebatcave53 is going to be jealous of this shirt.
OMG SAM YOUR HAIR. It looks so lovely! Are you sure you’re not an elven queen?
It was the most adorable thing I have ever seen.
why yes, she did spend 10 whole minutes cooing at it, laying flat on the pavement, why do you ask?
i just made this video
what the hell
WH u T.
I loved this, not gonna lie.
Which is unfortunate because you seem like a super chill person
This is about me, I am the sad shy thing looking to make a friend to live with. Yes.
WHADDUP GUYS HERE’S THE DOWN-LOW
As you all know, I’m not gonna stick around in America too long. I’m moving to Japan at the end of July for a job opportunity.
Due to realistic and cat-related constraints, my gf is staying here, and she needs a room-mate starting AUGUST!
Here’s the DL -
LOCATION: Minneapolis, northeast area, directly on 4th street. Really close to highway and actually a fucking great area for doing random stuff. We have uh… food places. A bridge. Some…. hipsters. A liquor store. The works.
Our apartment is fully furnished, it’s a one-bedroom with a kitchen including stove, fridge and microwave, obs sink. Water and heat are included in the cost of rent.
Setup for the bedroom/living room situation would be decided based on what we work out.
Split evenly, rent is $380 per month plus electricity and internet bills. This varies, but it’s typically going to work itself out to about $80 on top of rent.
PERSONAL: The gf is a shy creature. The gf does not like to party it up. The gf cannot finish an alcoholic drink without considerable bribery. The gf enjoys nights on laptop with cats.
Speaking of cats, there are two. The mean one is declawed. The nice one is a piece of shit, but she won’t do anything except knock something off the table once in a while, maybe.
IF INTERESTED: pls email firstname.lastname@example.org
why do i always end up completely ignoring the hero the movie’s named after and becoming obsessed with the fucking villain with a past as messy as his hair
Some more stuff up for sale at the Traveling Fishbowl!